SUBTWEETS!

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THOUGH THE ALBUM IS CALLED SUBTWEETS THESE SONGS REALLY AREN'T ABOUT ANYONE IN PARTICULAR, AND THE SONGS THAT ARE ABOUT PEOPLE I HAVE CONSULTED TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE A-OKAY WITH ME RELEASING SONGS ABOUT THEM!!!!!!
THANKS FOR LISTENING AND I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!

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released November 4, 2015

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Track Name: Cry Baby Club
all i wanna do is cry
all i wanna do is cry
all i wanna do is cry
cry all night (2x)

and won't you join the crybaby club it's no big deal
all we do is take pictures in the tub when we're feeling down

all i wanna do is cry
all i wanna do is cry
all i wanna do is cry
cry all night (2x)

come on join the club
it's a shit storm for everyone
just make yourself feel better with other people's sadness and despair

all i wanna do is cry
all i wanna do is cry
all i wanna do is cry
cry all night (2x)

don't commit suicide
don't commit suicide
don't commit suicide
it's okay join the crybaby club
crybaby club
cry baby club

all i wanna do is cry
all i wanna do is cry
all i wanna do is cry
cry all night
Track Name: Fucking Party
i don't want to go to your fucking party
i don't want to go that stupid party
where all of my friends are going to be drunk as fuck
and i'm going to be the only one sober enough
to drive home but i can't even drive home
because i don't have my fucking license
so

what do you even wear to a party with a whole bunch of drunk teens having a good time
what do you even wear to a party where everyone expects that you're not gonna go home that night

don't make me go to your fucking party
don't make me go to that fucking party
don't make me go
don't make me go
don't make me go
Track Name: Adulthood
i just wanted to say
happy birthday
welcome to adulthood
and all the responsibility that will take

i wish that i was an adult too
but when i think of all the things that adults do
i realize that i am not ready
so i'm going to let you handle it

you can go pay taxes
and go to college
and get a job
to pay for your college
and maybe in hopes that you'll get a job that is way cooler than what you're doing right now
i hope you use your degree
and make lots of money
i wish you the best
so here's to you my adult best friend
happy birthday

i don't want to be 18
i don't want to make my own doctor's appointment on the phone
i don't want to talk to people because talking to people is what gives me lots of anxiety
so i'm going to keep ignoring my phone calls
and i'm not going to change my voicemail
i don't even think i check my voicemail any other day except one day of the week ... in a month... that line didn't go so well

so i wish you the best, the very best of adulthood
oh friend, you're 18 now
make your own choices
you can legally possess nudes now if that's up your alley
i guess
yeah

so happy birthday you're an adult now
come drive me around because i don't have my license yet
i hope you have fun in college and when you get a job and do adult things
i hope you have fun
Track Name: Bread Rising at 4AM
i cried and cried and cried (repeat lots of times)
and i cried some more

i cried all day and wiped the tears from my face and my eyes
and i don't think i've eaten anything all day
i'm too sad, i can't even get out of bed
i wanted to do something productive but i'm too sad,
all i keep doing is crying and crying and crying and crying

i keep crying and falling and crying and falling asleep in my bed
i'm pretty sure all i've consumed has been snot
from my head into my stomach
and then it travels down down down like my feelings
i keep going down down down down down down down down

we as humans thrive on grief
we eat it up for our meals
we don't really need food all we need is sadness to continue
and to grow creatively and hope nothing changes at all
at all (repeat a lot)

it's so crazy how we think and how our minds work it's pretty wild

all i do is watch videos of bread rising at 4AM

(crying)
Track Name: 3AM Thoughts
"all the music that reminds me of you is playing through my head and i don't know if it's because i'm lonely or if i'm actually catching the feels (laughs) the real question is, how do you know when you're actually in love, because if this is love... i feel like i'm dying."

it's 3AM and i'm feeling lonely again
i
wish that i could talk to you but it's 3AM and i can't tell if i love you
or
am i just lonely
are these tears streaming down my face even real
am i just making things up?
is this a big deal
is this a big deal

I went to my room at 10 o'clock and i said that i would go to bed
but i left the light on
i kept listening to John Cena vines on repeat in the back of my mind.

this is my brain
welcome to my brain
welcome to my 3AM thoughts
this is past midnight
haunting hour
haunting hour
haunting hour
i wish i could fly (insert screeching sounds)

thoughts are repeating in the back of my head
i wish that i was dead
i wish that i was dead
but i know if i was dead i wouldn't be alive and thats why i could fly (screeching)

if i wasn't alive i wouldn't get to talk to you but at the same time talking to you makes me want to die (screeching)

honestly is this even normal
this only just started happening
is this me is this somebody else inside of me

ah

these 3AM thoughts
these 3AM thoughts are haunting me
(repeat 3x)
Track Name: Runaway Baby
just call me your runaway baby
just call me your runaway sweet heart
baby i took off running when you said you wanted to settle down

and you started wearing your hair a different way
you started shaking in the things you say
and you wouldn't slow down

as soon as you took the ring out your pocket
and tried to put it on my finger
i took off running and there's no return

just call me your runaway baby
just call me your runaway sweet heart baby
just let me go

we used to spend every day in the orchards
picking all the apples off the trees
feeling the breeze
blowing past my ankles
as you touched my hand
and you ran your fingers through my hair
i didn't wanna leave but you left me with no choice

just call me your runaway baby
just call me your runaway sweet heart
just call me your runaway sugar hey
just call me your runaway baby
just call me your runaway darling
i can't help myself
i just had to get out of this town

(improv)
catch me running down the plain
catch me on the fence
catch me on the border
don't even try to find me
Track Name: Ew Feelings!
(voicemail)
I get sad when I realize I live 1,516 miles away from you
I know I shouldn't worry about it
and we'll meet up one day soon
but i still can't get over it
obviously, obviously
i wish you lived closer to me and
honestly i wish that you and me could be something now
instead of waiting two years
cause two years is a long time
for the slight chance that we might meet up one day in the future
like going to college together or something
it's a long shot
a long shot i'm willing to take
but i'd rather not wait
for that time to come
so why can't we just say
why can't we just say yeah
whatever i guess it's cool
we just won't do that
guess we won't do that

and i wanted to say
that every time i listen to Paul Baribeau i think of your name
and i know it's super silly
but i think that you're the nicest person that i've ever met
that i've never met in real life

and you are so cool
and i'm not cool at all
so let's just pretend that i'm way cooler than i am

and just an FYI if you ever find yourself down in the south
i'm sorry i'm going to say "y'all"
because i grew up in the south
but
just ignore it you'll probably get used to it
maybe
i don't know

but if you ever find yourself down in the south
just call my name
i probably won't hear you if you're more than a mile away but
i'll call you!
Track Name: Toxic (cover)
literally the lyrics are from the song Toxic by Britney Spears OK IT IS A COVER PLEASE CHILL
Track Name: Shaquille O'Neal and a Modern Madonna
Shaquille O'Neal is my best friend
I don't want anyone else but him
to watch me while i sleep in my bed
he is always encouraging me

i love Shaquille
Shaquille loves me
i know it makes sense cause he's like my dad
not really...
Shaquille O'Neal is my god and i pray to him every day i've got
thank you Shaquille for all you've done
I love Shaquille
Shaquille O'Neal
I love Shaquille
Shaquille O'Neal
I love Shaquille
Shaquille O'Neal
what a cool guy

i love Shaquille, Shaquille loves me and we'll live together in harmony
i've never met him in real life but my parents rode on a plane with him one time
that's pretty cool right?
i love Shaquille
Shaquille is cool
I wanna pray to him every day before i go to school
he encourages me to get good grades
and even though i don't get good grades he still thinks i'm okay

i love Shaquille O'Neal
i love Shaquille O'Neal