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SUBTWEETS!

by Ned-O

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1.
all i wanna do is cry all i wanna do is cry all i wanna do is cry cry all night (2x) and won't you join the crybaby club it's no big deal all we do is take pictures in the tub when we're feeling down all i wanna do is cry all i wanna do is cry all i wanna do is cry cry all night (2x) come on join the club it's a shit storm for everyone just make yourself feel better with other people's sadness and despair all i wanna do is cry all i wanna do is cry all i wanna do is cry cry all night (2x) don't commit suicide don't commit suicide don't commit suicide it's okay join the crybaby club crybaby club cry baby club all i wanna do is cry all i wanna do is cry all i wanna do is cry cry all night
2.
i don't want to go to your fucking party i don't want to go that stupid party where all of my friends are going to be drunk as fuck and i'm going to be the only one sober enough to drive home but i can't even drive home because i don't have my fucking license so what do you even wear to a party with a whole bunch of drunk teens having a good time what do you even wear to a party where everyone expects that you're not gonna go home that night don't make me go to your fucking party don't make me go to that fucking party don't make me go don't make me go don't make me go
3.
Adulthood 03:13
i just wanted to say happy birthday welcome to adulthood and all the responsibility that will take i wish that i was an adult too but when i think of all the things that adults do i realize that i am not ready so i'm going to let you handle it you can go pay taxes and go to college and get a job to pay for your college and maybe in hopes that you'll get a job that is way cooler than what you're doing right now i hope you use your degree and make lots of money i wish you the best so here's to you my adult best friend happy birthday i don't want to be 18 i don't want to make my own doctor's appointment on the phone i don't want to talk to people because talking to people is what gives me lots of anxiety so i'm going to keep ignoring my phone calls and i'm not going to change my voicemail i don't even think i check my voicemail any other day except one day of the week ... in a month... that line didn't go so well so i wish you the best, the very best of adulthood oh friend, you're 18 now make your own choices you can legally possess nudes now if that's up your alley i guess yeah so happy birthday you're an adult now come drive me around because i don't have my license yet i hope you have fun in college and when you get a job and do adult things i hope you have fun
4.
i cried and cried and cried (repeat lots of times) and i cried some more i cried all day and wiped the tears from my face and my eyes and i don't think i've eaten anything all day i'm too sad, i can't even get out of bed i wanted to do something productive but i'm too sad, all i keep doing is crying and crying and crying and crying i keep crying and falling and crying and falling asleep in my bed i'm pretty sure all i've consumed has been snot from my head into my stomach and then it travels down down down like my feelings i keep going down down down down down down down down we as humans thrive on grief we eat it up for our meals we don't really need food all we need is sadness to continue and to grow creatively and hope nothing changes at all at all (repeat a lot) it's so crazy how we think and how our minds work it's pretty wild all i do is watch videos of bread rising at 4AM (crying)
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3AM Thoughts 04:02
"all the music that reminds me of you is playing through my head and i don't know if it's because i'm lonely or if i'm actually catching the feels (laughs) the real question is, how do you know when you're actually in love, because if this is love... i feel like i'm dying." it's 3AM and i'm feeling lonely again i wish that i could talk to you but it's 3AM and i can't tell if i love you or am i just lonely are these tears streaming down my face even real am i just making things up? is this a big deal is this a big deal I went to my room at 10 o'clock and i said that i would go to bed but i left the light on i kept listening to John Cena vines on repeat in the back of my mind. this is my brain welcome to my brain welcome to my 3AM thoughts this is past midnight haunting hour haunting hour haunting hour i wish i could fly (insert screeching sounds) thoughts are repeating in the back of my head i wish that i was dead i wish that i was dead but i know if i was dead i wouldn't be alive and thats why i could fly (screeching) if i wasn't alive i wouldn't get to talk to you but at the same time talking to you makes me want to die (screeching) honestly is this even normal this only just started happening is this me is this somebody else inside of me ah these 3AM thoughts these 3AM thoughts are haunting me (repeat 3x)
6.
Runaway Baby 03:16
just call me your runaway baby just call me your runaway sweet heart baby i took off running when you said you wanted to settle down and you started wearing your hair a different way you started shaking in the things you say and you wouldn't slow down as soon as you took the ring out your pocket and tried to put it on my finger i took off running and there's no return just call me your runaway baby just call me your runaway sweet heart baby just let me go we used to spend every day in the orchards picking all the apples off the trees feeling the breeze blowing past my ankles as you touched my hand and you ran your fingers through my hair i didn't wanna leave but you left me with no choice just call me your runaway baby just call me your runaway sweet heart just call me your runaway sugar hey just call me your runaway baby just call me your runaway darling i can't help myself i just had to get out of this town (improv) catch me running down the plain catch me on the fence catch me on the border don't even try to find me
7.
Candy 02:16
8.
Ew Feelings! 04:39
(voicemail) I get sad when I realize I live 1,516 miles away from you I know I shouldn't worry about it and we'll meet up one day soon but i still can't get over it obviously, obviously i wish you lived closer to me and honestly i wish that you and me could be something now instead of waiting two years cause two years is a long time for the slight chance that we might meet up one day in the future like going to college together or something it's a long shot a long shot i'm willing to take but i'd rather not wait for that time to come so why can't we just say why can't we just say yeah whatever i guess it's cool we just won't do that guess we won't do that and i wanted to say that every time i listen to Paul Baribeau i think of your name and i know it's super silly but i think that you're the nicest person that i've ever met that i've never met in real life and you are so cool and i'm not cool at all so let's just pretend that i'm way cooler than i am and just an FYI if you ever find yourself down in the south i'm sorry i'm going to say "y'all" because i grew up in the south but just ignore it you'll probably get used to it maybe i don't know but if you ever find yourself down in the south just call my name i probably won't hear you if you're more than a mile away but i'll call you!
9.
literally the lyrics are from the song Toxic by Britney Spears OK IT IS A COVER PLEASE CHILL
10.
Shaquille O'Neal is my best friend I don't want anyone else but him to watch me while i sleep in my bed he is always encouraging me i love Shaquille Shaquille loves me i know it makes sense cause he's like my dad not really... Shaquille O'Neal is my god and i pray to him every day i've got thank you Shaquille for all you've done I love Shaquille Shaquille O'Neal I love Shaquille Shaquille O'Neal I love Shaquille Shaquille O'Neal what a cool guy i love Shaquille, Shaquille loves me and we'll live together in harmony i've never met him in real life but my parents rode on a plane with him one time that's pretty cool right? i love Shaquille Shaquille is cool I wanna pray to him every day before i go to school he encourages me to get good grades and even though i don't get good grades he still thinks i'm okay i love Shaquille O'Neal i love Shaquille O'Neal

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THOUGH THE ALBUM IS CALLED SUBTWEETS THESE SONGS REALLY AREN'T ABOUT ANYONE IN PARTICULAR, AND THE SONGS THAT ARE ABOUT PEOPLE I HAVE CONSULTED TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE A-OKAY WITH ME RELEASING SONGS ABOUT THEM!!!!!!
THANKS FOR LISTENING AND I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!

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released November 4, 2015

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