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by Ned-O

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I wrote songs about a few of my friends and I wanted to compile them into an album!

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released December 1, 2015

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Track Name: Chloe and Rita
Chloe and Rita are my favorite bugs
Chloe and Rita are my favorite bugs
the only difference between Chloe and Rita is that
Chloe is a defined human and Rita is a bee
or a metaphysical bee
she's a tattoo of a bee
on Chloe
Chloe

Rita is a bee
and i think that in real life she would be pretty sweet
i'd like to make a deal with Rita
if she made any honey would she give the honey to me

Chloe
Chloe with your hair split in half
Chloe you're the nicest goth I've ever met
I mean who could endure that many stick n poke tats
you don't have that many but for the sake of the words lets just pretend

Chloe and Rita are my favorite bugs
even though Chloe is a defined human
and Rita is a bee
a metaphysical bee
Track Name: Butterfly Boy
Butterfly Boy you stole my heart
Butterfly Boy you stole my heart
with your wit and charm and smiles
with your hair curled and the color
made me smile
you stole my heart

Butterfly Boy you stole my heart
that time we went bowling with our mutual friends
Butterfly Boy you stole my heart
the way we grabbed the same bowling ball

And the way you love your friends
I'm glad I get to be one of them
And the way you love your friends it makes me
really, really, really, really, really happy

Butterfly Boy you stole my heart
Butterfly Boy you stole my heart
you stole my heart
Track Name: Not Yr Mom
I wish I was your mom
obviously I'm not your mom
i wish i was everyone's mom
obviously i'm not their mom

and i wish was your mom
i wish i was everyone's mom
so i could tell them what to do
because i apparently have a lot of control issues

but i am not your mom
i'm not everyone's mom
you're just gonna have to deal with it while everyone else's mom tells them they can handle it

oooh i'm not your mom
ooooh i'm not your mom

and though i wish i was your mom
i am not your mom
i have too many control issues and other disorders to be anyone else's mom
anyone else's mom but my own
i am my own mom

and maybe maybe baby you could be your own mom too
Track Name: Taylor
Taylor you can't see out of your eye
you can only see out of one of your eyes
and you don't wear your glasses like they told you to
but Taylor I still love you

and even if you can't see yourself the way that I see you
and even if you can't see yourself the way we all see you
i still love you
i still think you're my pal
and i wish that there was something i could do something i could say to make all the pain float away
but Taylor I can't but I want to
because I'm pretty sure you're an angel and you don't deserve to be living so rough

and i know long distance can be tough
but you are one of the strongest people that i know
so i know you'll be able to get through it
you can do anything if you put your mind to it

and Taylor i'm so sorry that things are so rough
but i'm promising you now there's another day coming
and things will get better soon
Track Name: Teeny Tiny Witch Mom
you're my teeny teeny tiny witch mom
teeny teeny tiny witch mom
if any anybody tries to tell me they have a better tiny teeny witch mom
than me
i'm gonna fight them and tell them they're wrong

I've got the best tiny teeny witch mom there is
thank you for always being there for me when i am sad
that time you heated my spaghetti-o's in the microwave
it made me really really happy and i'm glad to call you my

my teeny my teeny teeny tiny witch mom
Track Name: Tieler Yr A Hoe
tieler tieler you're a hoe
tieler you're a hypothetical hoe
even though you may be a hoe
you're still the best friend i know

and tieler tieler you may be a hoe
you may be the biggest hoe for not actually being a hoe
but i know
that you're the nicest friend i know

thank you thank you for letting me be your friend
thank you for letting me pretend that i'm a hoe too
oh
we can hoe it up and be hoes together
tiler you and me the world isn't gonna stop us
with their oppression
so i'm really glad that i know you and i'm really glad that you're my friend
and tieler you're the biggest hoe i know for not actually being a hoe
Track Name: Conner U R Not Trash
conner conner conner conner isn't trash
conner isn't trash
conner isn't trash

conner you are not trash
petition for conner to not be putting himself in a trash can all the time

because conner you're not trash
you're not trash
you're not trash
you're not trash

conner you're not trash
no matter what people say or what you think about yourself
you're not trash
Track Name: Dissonant Harp
dissonant strings sounding made my cat run away
from the harp sitting in my living room
my cat ran away
cause the dissonant sound that the strings make
made her really scared
cause the harp is never in tune
oh it just makes us all want to run away oh run away
run away oh run away

i tried to play a song on the harp in my living room
but the only sounds that would come from it made me want cry and scream and run away into another room

and though may not like the sound of your harp and though i may not like the sound of my harp
im gonna keep on trying to play it,
listen to it with out running away out of fear and out of hate

i keep running i keep running
i keep running i keep running away
i keep running away and i keep running away
but i don't need anyone to save me from the sound the harp is making
i can do it all by myself
i don't need anyone